I will always be proud and free. With an amazing sense of humour! TAKEN: OCTOBER 2016 |
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you may live in Canada...
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Canada ..
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Canada .
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation With someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Canada .
If 'Vacation' means going anywhere South of Detroit for the weekend, you may live in Canada .
If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Canada .
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once,
You may live in Canada .
If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, You may live in Canada .
If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Canada .
If you install security lights on your house and garage but leave both unlocked, you may live in Canada .
If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Canada
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you may live in Canada .
If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km -- you're going 95 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Canada .
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you may live in Canada .
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you may live in Canada .
If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may live in Canada .
If you find -2 degrees 'a little chilly', you may live in Canada .
If you actually understand these jokes, you definitely are Canadian and proud to be.