Only yours truly could be lucky enough to take their first summer vacation since 2012 and be blessed with rain all but the first day thus far.
The crappy part is that the single sunny Saturday wasn't even taken as a day of rest, instead it was spent repairing and reinstalling the ramp attached to our floating dock system.
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| Notice the first step onto the ramp is missing? TAKEN: AUGUST 1st, 2020 |
I think any repairs or renovations bring out the true personality of you and your life partner, which is probably why smart peeps pay someone to complete their chores to simply avoid the aggravation; automatically slotting us into the “sucker for punishment” construction category.
I’ve joked here numerous times that I married Canada’s Worst Handyman, which is exactly that, me teasing. If I was on the outside looking in, I would see that neither of us are lazy, nor less committed to accomplishing what we set our sites on. We just approach any project we do in very different fashion.
I like to have a firm plan from the start and my husband likes to jump in without even understanding if he has the right tools and material to finish.
I hate to be interrupted when I am in a task-oriented mode and he absolutely loves an extra five trips to the hardware store while the work is in process. Drives me bat shit crazy!
So, over the years I have learned that when we have a plan, there needs to be at least a three Saturday buffer to ensure we start without having to stop. To some it might read like micromanagement on my part, but I consider it as a solid investment in both efficiency and productivity... and the solemn promise from this cat not to argue whilst the task's being completed.
As you can see from the photo I am sharing, last Saturday has the top step from the deck onto the ramp missing. We never had a step there before, the ramp was always attached higher up. But by dropping the ramp and anchoring it differently, the hope is the ice won’t pummel it into submission again next winter.
Who wants to bet me that I don’t get a step installed this summer unless I do it myself?
Hey, I'm not trying to be a bitch here.
I just have decades of historical data to prove I know the outcome of said bet hands down!
#yagottaslaughaboutit
